The Spick and the Span by Pil Van Martin

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Hugely funny and exciting, and with an incredibly imaginative, original story, The Spick and the Span is the unmissable fantasy middle grade debut of 2025 – you’ll never look at magic the same way again…

Published 31 Jul 2025
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About the Book…

Imaginative, magical, wildly funny, and with a truly unique world, The Spick and the Span is an extraordinary, exciting fantasy middle grade adventure – perfect for fans of Jessica Townsend’s Nevermoor, Jonathan Stroud’s Lockwood and Co, Diana Wynne Jones’ Howl’s Moving Castle, and Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.

Thanks to many generations of careless magicians, the city of Helm is overflowing with magic, which has made it a very dangerous place to live. Leave anything alone for too long and it will transform into something else: your house will turn to gingerbread, your teapot will start pouring pond water or – if you’re really unlucky – your floor will turn to lava.

The magicians liked to pretend it’s them who keep the worst magical hiccups in check, but the real heroes of the whole sorry situation are of a wholly different occupation: equally well known but decidedly less respected.

The heroes of the city of Helm are the cleaners.

Ward, an ambitious twelve-year-old cleaner, wants nothing more than to belong to the League of Cleaners, who will grant him the prestige and popularity he’s been looking for all his life – if only he can pass three near-impossible tests. Struggling toward this goal with a team he doesn’t trust, Ward’s world is upended when his friend disappears and mysterious magic-eating monsters appear all over the city and start tearing holes in the fabric of reality. Suddenly his ambitions are the least of his problems…

Reading age: 9 – 11 years

About the Author…

Pil Van Martin is an author and illustrator working in London. Their alter-ego works as a bookseller in Hackney.

Binding

Paperback

Author

ISBN

9780008724788

Page Count

320

Published

31 Jul 2025

Publisher

HarperCollins Publishers

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